Saturday, January 22, 2011

Jawapan Lawak Dari Urban Dictionary







Assalamualaikum korang. Apa khabar? Daus harap sihat lah ye? Lama jugakkan Daus tak update blog? Saje je. Bajet blog ni macam blog ZackZukhairi, tak update 3 bulan pon orang still serbu. Cheh! dah bersawang nampaknya blog ni! nak kena beli penyapu sawang la pulak..hehe.. Haritu, Daus saje je bukak kamus online ni. Kiranya, page tu antara web kamus online paling banyak orang guna la jugak. Boleh cari perkataan yang korang taktau kat situ. Ada jawapan yang betol, ada jugak yang tak betol.. Jawapan lawak pon ade..kebanyakkannya yang lawak la..hehe..sebabnya, kebanyakkan maksud & perkataan yang ada dalam tu, di'add' oleh pengguna sendiri

Ok2,haritu Daus saja buangkan masa Daus yang sama harga seperti emas ni kat page tu. Cari perkataan yang pelik-pelik sikit..yang Daus dah tau pon, Daus search jugak, saje je nak tengok jawapan dia..haha..then, ada jugak jawapan yang lawak gile.. 

eh? Daus ada kasi tau tak laman web tu?grrr.. ni ha, tekan je urbanDICTIONARY ...ok2, jom kita tengok antara jawapan yang lawak tu.

George W. Bush
-only man alive to make Forest Gump look smart....
Mama always said stupid is as George W Bush does....

Britney Spears
-More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.....
Britney can't compensate her fake personality with just being hot.....

Moron
-Another word for George W Bush. Someone who lacks one shred of intellectual curiosity. Someone who uses the word 'misunderestimated'....
Bush took first place at the world moron championships this year.

-Someone who looks up the word "moron" in a dictionary.....
If you don't know what moron means, god help you! Dumbass!

Ass
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

Dictionary
-Why are you looking up dictionary? dumshit....
Your a stupid assclown for looking up dictionary in a dictionary....

-F**king kidding me? lol You must be bored as hell.....
I bought a dictionary. The first thing I did was look up the word dictionary. It said, "You're an asshole". 

School
-A place where everyone secretly hates each other includin students, staff and teachers and is a nightmare. They force you to do useless work while they also expect you to put up with peer pressure,your home life and social life.

-The other word for prison.....
School= Prison
Prison= Hell
Hell=bad... you get the point

Boy
Human with a penis.

Girl.
The creation of *****. designed to destroy the existence of mankind.....
Proof that girls are evil:

First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money

And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money

We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2

Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil

So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil ....

War
-the thing that france is very bad at....
France tried to fight a war...they lost.

Computer
-If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.

-a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"

Sex
-What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Facebook
-WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.
Know a friend thats hooked on facebook? Call this toll free hotline: 1-800-ILVFCBK, we have professionals ready to help you.

-A much cleaner, more private alternative to MySpace.
Wow, Facebook doesn't lag!

Daus : Daus carik sikit je, kalau nak banyak perkataan lagi, korang search la sendiri..


p/s : Daus setuju sangat dengan apa yang blogger AyeemAyam ni tulis dalam entri dia. Tapi, macam la Daus tak pernah komen kat entri korang kan? tapi, tak la semua blog Daus komen..Busy doh..budak sekolah la katakan..hehe



6 comments:

Mknace said... Reply

:) :) :)
hahaha
susah bila buat dictionary semua boleh tulis nih
terbaeekkk!!!!

singgah dari mknace unlimited

nurbayamahadzir said... Reply

memang terbaek ah. :)

Daus Ramli said... Reply

@Mknace : hehe..dictionary disalah guna XD

Daus Ramli said... Reply

@nurbayamahadhir : hehe..diorang keja mengarot ja..-,-

Nurul Afifah Addnan said... Reply

haha..lawak la..bolh plak mcm tu...dictionary ni xley gne kalu nk wat essay..komfem dpt F minus2..hahha..

salam perkenalan.. :)

LavenderPurpleMe said... Reply

isk3...kalo budak guna dictionary ni utk skolah...mmg hancuss ler...huuu~

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